Exercise quotes

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◆ I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.

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◆ If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough.

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◆ Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the mirror.

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◆ Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

- Robert Maynard Hutchins99

◆ If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

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◆ When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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◆ Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

- Felix Harneis99

◆ Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

- Charles M Schulz99

◆ Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

- Joseph Pilates99

◆ The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!

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◆ Tough times are like physical exercise. You may not like it while you are doing it, but tomorrow you will be stronger because of it.

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◆ Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

- Ron Alderson99

◆ Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

- Robert A Heinlein99

◆ A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

- Winnie The Pooh99

◆ I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability to bounce back after setbacks. This is the inner beauty of sports and competition, and it can serve us all well as adult athletes.

- Peggy Fleming99