Exams quotes

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◆ The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.

- Ritu Ghatourey100

◆ Studying for finals is great training for a lifetime of working hard at something you don't care about.

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◆ Take a break from studying for finals to go protest your upcoming state of unemployment.

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◆ Congratulations on plagiarizing Wikipedia enough times to earn a degree.

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◆ May your finals be as easy as you are.

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◆ Like a virgin, studying for the very first time...Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before!

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◆ Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.

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◆ When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

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◆ Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and a restorative in old age...

- Walter Savage Landor99

◆ Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.

- Chinese Proverb99

◆ Yes Im a bum. But Im a Harvard bum. 'With Honors'

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◆ Studying expands knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesnt pay. Why study?

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◆ Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

- Confucious99

◆ Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word.

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◆ Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study...

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