Ex boyfriend sayings

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◆ No matter how many times I tell myself I'm over you, I always still find myself thinking about you...

- Emily Hurst99

◆ I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.

- 99

◆ That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

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◆ My Ex texted me: I Miss You...So I replied: We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a fuck.

- Kiana J Wilson99

◆ We all have that one person we would take back in a second, no matter how much they hurt us in the past.

- 99

◆ It's stupid when your ex says to you 'I'm here if you ever need me.' Where the hell were you when we were together and I needed you?

- 99

◆ You can't see your next if you're too busy looking at your Ex.

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◆ I hate feeling like there's no hope in my life. Always being lied too, always being yelled at, always being let down all the time...what's the point to always get close to someone who'll just hurt me again? I wish I could say I'm done, but really I just wanna be your only one...

- 99

◆ I'm not going to cry over him, because that's what he wants. I'm gonna keep my head up, smile and show that motherf*cker what he's missing.

- 99

◆ Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.

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◆ When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

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◆ If you're trying to make me jealous of you and my ex boyfriend, you must be forgetting that I didn't want him and that's why you have him.

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◆ My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.

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◆ The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even exist.

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◆ Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

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