Employees sayings
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- Chanakya99◆ I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email.
- 99◆ Friendships with coworkers are based on a mutual hatred for your jobs.
- 99◆ The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that when I got here!
- 99◆ I don't have a problem with idiots. I just have a problem working with them.
- 99◆ At work you might hear me say, 'How can I help you?' but my tone says, 'What the fuck do you want?'
- 99◆ Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
- 99◆ I only come into work to earn more time off...
- 99◆ One holds his job by knowing how. One becomes boss by knowing why.
- Perry Tanksley99◆ Bosses are like legs. When they get to the top, they become asses.
- 99◆ I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
- 99◆ The only difference between Hell and where I work is the fluorescent lighting.
- 99◆ I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
- 99◆ I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
- 99◆ I have so much paperwork. I'm afraid my paperwork has paperwork.
- Gabrielle Zevin99
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