Christmas sayings

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◆ Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.

- Edna Ferber99

◆ Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

- Dave Barry99

◆ The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

- Alice Cooper99

◆ Christmas is a time to reflect on the whole year, A time of renewal and hope, giving, helping and sharing, but most of all, love!

- Nishan Panwar99

◆ Christmas, shouldn't be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someone's angel when they need it the most.

- Nishan Panwar99

◆ Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.

- 99

◆ Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got me one.

- 99

◆ Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.

- Carol Nelson99

◆ Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.

- 99

◆ On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new porn websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 hoes a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.

- 99

◆ I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...

- 99

◆ Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have sex. Birthday, you can do all of the above.

- 99

◆ This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.

- 99

◆ Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

- Bart Simpson99

◆ Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

- Larry Wilde99