Email quotes

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◆ I hate when I have to confirm my email to sign up for something.

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◆ I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

- Carrie Bradshaw99

◆ I wish my email wasn't more cluttered than my closets.

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◆ Congratulations on knowing better than the Director of the CIA to not put sensitive information in an email.

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◆ I think you misinterpreted the tone of my email.

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◆ I don't know when or how to stop an email thread.

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◆ I'm glad we're back in touch ever since I was spammed by your hacked email account.

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◆ One benefit to Facebook's new email system is that your privacy can now be violated all in one place.

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◆ I'd prefer not responding to your email over not returning your phone call.

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◆ May you live long enough to someday read all the crap in your inbox.

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◆ Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email.

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◆ Please figure this out and get back to me asap even though it would take me less time to do it myself than to write this email.

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◆ Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

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◆ I hope my breakup email was mean enough that you abandon the idea of fucking me ever again, but not so cruel that you have a heroin relapse.

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◆ I hate getting behind on emails...I have a headache from going through my inbox. Why cant I just be on top of it and reply right away!

- Alex Morgan99