Women quotes

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◆ Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

- Robert A. Heinlein100

◆ I think the girl who is able to earn her own living and pay her own way should be as happy as anybody on earth. The sense of independence and security is very sweet.

- Susan B. Anthony100

◆ They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

- Drake100

◆ A strong woman is one who is able to smile this morning like she wasn't crying last night.

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◆ Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. So if you give her crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

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◆ Don't be a woman that needs a man, be the woman a man needs.

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◆ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.

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◆ A woman's heart should be so lost in God that a man needs to seek him in order to find her.

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◆ I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.

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◆ An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

- 99

◆ You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.

- Eleanor Roosevelt99

◆ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

- Eleanor Roosevelt99

◆ Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

- Judy Garland99

◆ Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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