Wedding proverbs

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◆ Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness, of hatred, of jealousy, and, most easily of all, the gate of fear.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.99

◆ One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.

- Jennifer Aniston99

◆ I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

- Gwen Stefani99

◆ In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

- Groucho Marx99

◆ I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. It's not about a production number, it's about a meaningful moment between two people that's witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about.

- Jane Seymour99

◆ Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

- Ambrose Bierce99

◆ Falling in love was the easy part; planning a wedding - yikes!

- Niecy Nash99

◆ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx99

◆ When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.

- Anne Morrow Lindbergh99

◆ Weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility.

- Anne Hathaway99

◆ My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.

- Elizabeth Taylor99

◆ I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

- Lord Byron99

◆ A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

- John Mayer99

◆ I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

- Lord Byron99

◆ Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.

- Edward VIII99