Dieting proverbs

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◆ I used to diet when I was younger. I watched what I ate a lot more and only had two meals a day. Then I got pregnant and it became more about being healthy, so I started eating breakfast in the morning. Now I have five small meals a day.

- Kourtney Kardashian98

◆ Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

- Bruce Froemming98

◆ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

- Jackie Gleason98

◆ I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

- Totie Fields98

◆ Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.

- Mimi Sheraton98

◆ I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a dietician.

- Mark Spitz98

◆ I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating and would put it on and then some.

- Suzanne Somers98

◆ A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.

- Gene Tunney98

◆ Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

- Joan Rivers98

◆ I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

- Joe E Lewis98