Dieting quotes
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- 100◆ Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
- Beth McCollister99◆ Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.
- 99◆ Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
- Karl Lagerfeld99◆ Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
- 99◆ 77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society should stop insulting girls for their appearances.
- 99◆ Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels. Sincerely, girls.
- 99◆ Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.
- 99◆ I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
- Mae West99◆ Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
- Jack LaLanne99◆ Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
- Jim Davis99◆ It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
- Roseanne Barr99◆ I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
- Ed Bluestone99◆ I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
- Joe E Lewis99◆ A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck99
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