Technology sayings
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- Ritu Ghatourey99◆ I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
- Azgraybebly Joslan99◆ The awkward moment when you see a 10 year old with a better phone than you...
- Ritu Ghatourey99◆ Life was so much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits!
- 99◆ Dear Earphones, please, just stop having heaving sex in my pocket. Sincerely, tired of untangling.
- 99◆ I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer.
- 99◆ You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
- Hussein Nishah99◆ I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.
- Hussein Nishah99◆ If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't auto-tune be illegal for musicians and singers?
- 99◆ Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad.
- 99◆ I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.
- 99◆ Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I can't live without you. Sincerely, Me
- 99◆ Life was more easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
- 99◆ My phone is an alarm clock, a flashlight, a music player and a digital camera.
- 99◆ That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours.
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