Cowgirl quotes
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- 100◆ If you can't handle the ride, don't climb into the chute.
- 99◆ If all you got is 8 seconds, don't even walk my way, cause I may want you for a lifetime and 8 won't pay your stay.
- 99◆ Cowboys are neat, every country girl should have one.
- 99◆ If your wrist is shining my buckle, your hand is in the wrong territory.
- 99◆ A fool-proof method for sculpting an horse: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an horse.
- 99◆ Behind every sucessful rancher is a wife who works in town.
- 99◆ I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
- 99◆ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
- 99◆ Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
- 99◆ The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
- 99◆ There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
- 99◆ Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
- 99◆ One good thing about Alzheimer's - You get to hide your own Easter eggs!
- 99◆ I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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