- Benjamin Franklin100
◆ A good teacher can inspire hope, ignite the imagination, and instill a love of learning.
- Brad Henry100
◆ You have to grow from the inside out. None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. There is no other teacher but your own soul.
- Swami Vivekananda100
◆ Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
◆ Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'
◆ Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.
◆ If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers being A...just to sike the kids out.
◆ I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
◆ There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
◆ My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
- Woody Allen99
◆ As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
◆ One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during a shortage of missionaries.
- Robertson Davies99
◆ The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
◆ Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.
◆ I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
- Calvin Trillin99
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