Columbus day quotes

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◆ Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.

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◆ You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.

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◆ Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles...

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◆ I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions...

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◆ Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.

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◆ This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.

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◆ Here's to Columbus getting as lost as every user of Apple Maps.

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◆ Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.

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◆ Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back.

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◆ I can't even imagine how many indigenous people Columbus would have murdered if he didn't get Columbus Day off.

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◆ He gave the world another world.

- George Santayana99

◆ He stands in history as the completer of the globe.

- John Sterling99

◆ Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science.

- Edmund Arthur Helps99

◆ Columbus found a world, and had no chart, save one that faith deciphered in the skies.

- George Santayana99

◆ Every ship that comes to America got its chart from Columbus.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson99