Cold weather quotes

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◆ I could stare forever into the tiny opening between your winter hat and scarf.

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◆ If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook.

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◆ My favorite winter activity is going back inside.

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◆ Taking a snow day is a great way to avoid having to hear everyone at work making fun of you for taking a snow day.

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◆ I'd brave taking off my gloves in record cold temperatures to text you something inappropriate.

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◆ May the making of snow angels not be the only time you spread your legs this winter.

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◆ It's so cold that a nuclear missile from North Korea doesn't sound so bad.

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◆ I hope the snowstorm doesn't impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online

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◆ Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.

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◆ The coldest of winter nights could never prevent me from meeting you out for drinks and potential sex.

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◆ Just wanted to warn you that tomorrow may set records for people talking about the weather.

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◆ May the record low temperatures help you justify wearing enough layers to hide your hideous holiday weight gain.

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◆ Shoveling snow out of your driveway is a great justification for shoveling ice cream into your face.

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◆ I'd love to do something with you this weekend within a one-block radius of my apartment.

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◆ It's so cold I can barely stand the four minutes I'm outdoors every day.

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