Clothes proverbs

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◆ My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.

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◆ Always dress like you are going to see your worst enemy.

- Azgraybebly Josland98

◆ How to put on Jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right.

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◆ There's no price-tag? Must be free.

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◆ You know you're an adult when you iron a shirt the night before you have to wear it.

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◆ Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after labor day

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◆ Often when I'm shopping for kids clothes I ask if they have things in my size, which is a totally normal thing to do.

- Laura Moses98

◆ I wish I could illegally download clothes...

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◆ LADIES: It's not the clothes that make you look beautiful. It's YOU that make the clothes look beautiful.

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◆ That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time.

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◆ When I'm wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out the house feeling all good...

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◆ I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me!

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◆ Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

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◆ Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.

- Peter Griffin98

◆ Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.

- Chuck Bass98