Clothes quotes

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◆ I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'

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◆ That depressing moment when you find a shirt you really like and they don't have your size.

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◆ It is easy to take off all your clothes and have sex, people do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, and dreams...thats being naked.

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◆ Bella... would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?

- Edward Cullen99

◆ Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on.

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◆ Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.

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◆ That awkward moment when you're showing someone an old photo of you and you're wearing the same shirt as in the photo.

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◆ Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.

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◆ Oooooh this shirt looks good! *Checks price tag* 'Never mind...'

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◆ Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked.

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◆ Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys.

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◆ How come you can wear jeans everyday and nobody cares...but you wear a shirt twice in one week and you're suddenly homeless?

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◆ That awkward moment when someone is wearing more makeup than clothes.

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◆ It's amazing what the perfect pair of jeans can do for your ass/attitude.

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◆ When someone says 'I like your shirt.' I look down to see what I am wearing.

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