Clever facebook status proverbs

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◆ There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

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◆ When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

- Hussein Nishah98

◆ Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.

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◆ Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'

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◆ Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'

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◆ The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

- Kevin Hart98

◆ If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

- Seth Rogen98

◆ I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.

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◆ These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

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◆ OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?

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◆ My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.

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◆ I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...

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◆ I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'

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◆ When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'

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◆ My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.

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