Cinco de mayo quotes
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- 100◆ This Cinco de Mayo, let's teach Mexicans in Arizona how to look as white as possible while partying.
- 99◆ This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.
- 99◆ Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico.
- 99◆ Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.
- 99◆ I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale.
- 99◆ Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero.
- 99◆ Today I'm making Hispanics more comfortable by peppering conversations with my feeble high school Spanish.
- 99◆ Let's gather for a shockingly disrespectful homage to Mexican culture.
- 99◆ I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.
- 99◆ Let's avoid direct professional confrontations by putting severance checks in the office pinata.
- 99◆ Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's Day call.
- 99◆ Let's honor the bravery of Mexican soldiers this Cinco de Mayo by drunkenly devouring a Doritos-shelled taco.
- 99◆ Let's celebrate Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cuatro de Mayo just like it's Cinco de Mayo.
- 99◆ Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference.
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