Camping quotes

◆ I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?

- Mitch Hedberg100

◆ The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

- Dave Barry99

◆ She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies.

- Mavis Gallant99

◆ Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

- Dave Barry99

◆ Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

- Jessica Simpson99

◆ I was a Scout years ago, before the movement started, when my father took me fishing, camping and hunting. Then I was sorry that more girls could not have what I had. When I learned of the movement, I thought, here is what I always wanted other girls to have.

- Lou Henry Hoover99

◆ It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone through, and we were involved in all these chases getting home, and people camping out on our property to get pictures.

- Lauren Holly99

◆ When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.

- Paris Hilton99

◆ I'm really an outdoorsy girl. People think I can't go anywhere without getting all primped up, but I love to go camping, and I'm totally fine with not doing my hair or makeup, not taking a shower and just hiking.

- Vanessa Hudgens99

◆ I cant wait for summer! Yeah buddy...floating, camping and drinking beer on a hot summer day! Woohoo!

- 99

◆ You need white friends that invite you to go camping, kayaking and to watch solar eclipses.

- 99

◆ I kinda want to go camping...but I don't know. I think putting up a tent in my back yard is close enough to camping...

- 99

◆ Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

- George Carlin99