Budgets sayings

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◆ A billion here, a billion there...sooner or later it adds up to real money

- Senator Everett Dirksen99

◆ Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

- Scott Adams99

◆ The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

- Will Rodgers99

◆ After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

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◆ My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

- Errol Flynn99

◆ You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance. Give a f-ck about a budget when you always be the subject of discussion.

- Mac Miller99

◆ I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

- Jackie Mason99

◆ A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.

- William Feather99

◆ This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide the truth and hope no one finds out.

- Senator John Kerry99

◆ It's pretty clear that [customers] know what their budgets are now, and what they want to spend it on.

- Ben Horowitz99

◆ The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get busy beating swords into pork barrels

- George Bush99

◆ Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

- Katherine Mansfield99

◆ American advertisers rely on 'essentially illogical' approaches to determine their advertising budgets.

- Michael Schudson99

◆ And, we have no such thing as a budget anymore. Our manager freaks when we show him the bill. We're lavish to the bone, but all our money goes back into the product.

- Freddie Mercury99

◆ So many directors are solely focused on their own success in Hollywood and multimillion dollar budgets and deals.

- Shirley Knight99