Bowling quotes

◆ I cant believe I've missed this sport. Its all about fingering holes and caressing balls.

- KA Mitchell100

◆ We're the home of America's pastime, America's Team, and now the largest participatory sport in America...bowling

- Jay Burres99

◆ People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.

- Dan Quayle99

◆ A perfect game is neat but a PBA title is tougher to win.

- Stan Smith99

◆ The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.

- Sanford Hansell99

◆ I used to only bowl in Sport leagues. Just by competing and seeing these types of patterns on a weekly basis, it helps. In my opinion, it helps with making better shots, making adjustments, reading lane transitions and ball selection. Sport Bowling has definitely contributed to my success as a bowler.

- Derek Eoff99

◆ My mom always told me god was bowling when It was thundering out.

- 99

◆ You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

- John Calipari99

◆ Amateurs move it right to left, and pros move it front to back.

- Del Ballard99

◆ One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.

- Don Carter99

◆ Listen Jerry, bowling is a man's sport. If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn. -Al Bundy

- Married With Children99