Pets quotes

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◆ I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
- Demetri Martin100
◆ Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
- Anatole France100
◆ My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa.
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◆ I'm so glad my dog can't talk...he knows to much...
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◆ A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.
- Arthur Conan Doyle99
◆ Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.
- John Grogan99
◆ Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy.
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◆ Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician.
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◆ Pretending to die in front of your pet, to see if it tries to save you.
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◆ The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet...
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◆ I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.
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◆ I need a man who is loyal and obedient...guess I need a dog!
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◆ Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face.
- Anita Wise99
◆ The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.
- Aeschylus99
◆ Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
- Paris Hilton99

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