Black friday quotes

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◆ Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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◆ Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween.
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◆ Lets cheers to the fact that I may not get trampled to death on this Black Friday!
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◆ Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved!
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◆ Hope you enjoyed Black-and-Blue Friday at WalMart.
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◆ I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in line. I cleaned on Black Friday.
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◆ You shop to the butt crack of dawn with the crazies to save a few $. I'll spend Thanksgiving time being grateful for my family, cyber shopping & sleep.
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◆ I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill.
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◆ I stood in line, in the cold...for 2 hours...you will not just walk straight in store in front of me.
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◆ 'Black Friday Bowling' Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!
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◆ Blackout Friday: Shop 'til you drop, then rock out 'til you blackout.
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◆ I bought you a T-shirt with Romney's name on it for Black Friday...I was gonna buy you an Obama one, but they were all sold out.
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◆ Here's to hitting the over/under on how many people will be trampled at Walmart today!
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◆ Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. 'Now remember what I thought you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there an make Grandma proud!'
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◆ My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.'
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