Better off dead quotes

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◆ Patience is tanent, love is selfless and if your gonna live a lie, you're better off dead.
- Lil Wayne100
◆ If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
- Jack Handey99
◆ Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
- Jack Handey99
◆ If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
- Edward W Howe99
◆ Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
- Aldous Huxley99
◆ If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names.
- Elbert Hubbard99
◆ The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
- Tom Waits99
◆ If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
- Jack Handey99
◆ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler99
◆ Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.
- Jacob Black99
◆ I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then you're better off dead.
- Bring Me The Horizon99
◆ Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head.
- Pet Shop Boys99
◆ Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
- Bad Religion99
◆ When you took my lips, I took your breath. Sometimes love is better off dead.
- Motley Crue99
◆ Better off dead than chillin' with the feds.
- 99

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